Does that turn you on Condi?

Rice: N. Korea missile test would be 'provocative'.

That sounds hot. A big phallic missile going thousands of miles to reach out and touch the ones it loves most.

Then, we have the dirty talk from the US side where we promise to spank them like the bad little North Koreans they are. I don't know if there will be enough cold water for me to watch this play out without going nuts.